calls start at around 2 minutes!

keeping it real with a few guests (anne frank, mrchowder, daftruffian, some scoundrel "matt" who is pretending to be me)
who reads these actually?

rude reservations guy won't send a shuttle to come pick me up and a tow truck for my stolen car

dog baptism

trying to get a gas station clerk to start acting more gay around his female co-worker so her husband will stop being so jealous of him

poppin that cherry with my 1st prankcast call

bar prank

appropriating mexican cuisine @ mcd's