Prank call shows, with friends

Cletus calls the place he got his dog from and complains that he can see it's pecker. He also calls some bookstores to complain about them selling naked Kermit the frog dolls. as well as looking for some wife insurance and complaining about gluten in his pancake mix making his wife have a pancake meltdown

This is for @BJMoulton

On this episode I invest in everything! and try to get a refund on the spray paint i shoplifted from home depot courtesy @itstiff.

Thanks to

• ben and sissi for joining as patreons
• @andyanderson for the show title
• all Patreons

Remove your headphones and lets freak out! This week were drinking 4 pots of coffee while we learn to fix our anxiety with the soothing sounds of car alarms and fox news alerts.

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Mall calls, clowns, CL, and more! Lots of good jams, and prayer line calls! Thanks to Rat King & Joe Father for becoming Patreons!

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Accusing people of being too flirty with me yields surprisingly fun results (thanks Kali!)

I'll fill in more details later.

On this episode I call places on Memorial Day for a moment of silence and see how long I can get them to hold it. It's pretty funny if you're into that sort of thing. More happened, but I can't remember what.

More to follow! I am putting conditioner in my hair. I will fill it in after.