Prank call shows, with friends

Featuring Lexi's boyfriend who I was completely unsuccessful at trolling.

https://youtu.be/9keFsUiQRzI?is=JF2k-B2q3J__tLWt

On this episode, I lazily didn't come prepared with a premise, so I made that the premise and called various businesses to tell them I just want them to hurry up and pick what i should get for me. That was especially fun when I called tattoo parlors, home depots, trader joes, and hotels to get them to just pick for me.

Also there's a secret call after the credits, but I shouldn't have told you that.

Thanks to

• Myself for the show title
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Some real firecrackers in this episode

Feat. Icecat and RBCP

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Cletus calls the place he got his dog from and complains that he can see it's pecker. He also calls some bookstores to complain about them selling naked Kermit the frog dolls. as well as looking for some wife insurance and complaining about gluten in his pancake mix making his wife have a pancake meltdown