Prank call shows, with friends

I got really stoned and prank called a bunch of people! 🤷‍♂️

On this Valentines themed episode of @theCallective we call hotels and gas stations and Five belows to spread the Valentine's holiday cheer.

My personal (biased) favorite was @iregretjumping's call to the bed and breakfast from last week's show where I said I saw her Superbowl commercial, letting them know he saw their commerical as well.

Includes calls from @criefaux, @crimson, @iregretjumping, @yoghost, @phonelosers, @greenimp, @airheadlive, @bigboyfarts666 rocking a mean german accent

Thanks to @iregretjumping for emceeing!

On this episode I try the following premises:

• Letting hotels know I saw their superbowl commercial
• Getting hotels to cover for me that I was watching the superbowl in their lobby and not hanging out in a room with a redhead. I even practiced some role play in my wife's voice.
• Getting the front desk to describe the halftime show for me, since i'm blind.
• Asking hotels to turn on the hotel gas pump, since it's not working for me. Also I'm blind and driving a tesla in this dumb premise.
• I'm an UberHearse driver and have a body with me enroute to a funeral tomorrow - can I leave it in the parking lot or put it in the hotel fridge?

Thanks to

• all Patreons

Sorry this is so late!

First I explain some of what i've been playing with in the https://vagibond.com network, including:

• https://con.vagibond.com
• https://cunt.vagibond.com

Then, I try the following premises:

• ask hotels how they want to handle @mbot's fantastic premise suggestion letting them know we saw their hotel in the Epstein files and asking what to redact before we go to press.
• Making things awkward by announcing "this is awkward" before everything i say.
• Let hotels know I saw a bunch of black ice in front of the hotels everywhere and asking permission to salt the black ice.

Thanks to

• @nerdstrong for joining as a patreon
• all Patreons

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