Prank call shows, with friends

This week we are changing our light bulbs, both in the studio and in our minds! We learn what the fuck an insight is and why the fuck there so fucking important.

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Hey folks! I have been on a small break from my computer lately! Will do a show sometime this week, or next, who knows!?
Y’all should check out that WDUM show! Those guys are great!!
Either way, I love ya, and huff gas, eat ass! Listen to 101.1 THE BUTT!

Fixed copy no audio issues anymore.

On this episode I try the following premises:

• calling hotels to tell them I’m building a toll booth on their property (thanks @kali)
• asking forgiveness, in advance instead of permission
• calling hotels to get the parking lot cleared immediately, no questions allowed
• calling hotels as a blind driver, to get help leading my car into their parking lot
• calling places to say I walked out without my prosthetic leg until I realized it a half mile away and now I’m stuck and unable to walk
• calling places to say I lost my hearing aid and then repeating “WHAT” (thanks @iregretjumping)

Thanks to

• @ItsTifff for joining as a patreon!
• @kali for the show title
• all Patreons

This week we get a higher education and learn how to learn.

Im still pissed off that smiling friends is off the air

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