Prank call shows, with friends

On this episode I try the following premises:

• asking hotels what the fluid viscosity in the room is
• using hotel fluids to fill up my RV tanks.
• asking hotels when we are going to take off, because we've been sitting on the tarmac for 45 minutes already.
• asking more hotels what they are planning to do about all the little perverts in the tree
• asking hotels to landing the artimus 3 spacecraft in their parking lot.

Special callouts:

• I got 3 separate "I've never gotten that question before", so it's a 3-star episode, the pinnacle of milkbox shows.
• One call about driving my submarine into the landlocked Denver area (before switching the concept midcall to a spacecraft) was entirely unbelievable, and yet somehow still worked.

Thanks to

• @iregretjumping for the show title
• @Parkman and @Ayutux for the numbers
• everyone who sent in ideas
• all Patreons

This week Billy and his coke addicted 2nd cousin Richard teach us a thing or two about fitness and why its imperative that we combine exercise with TV

my internet has explosive diarrhea

Impromptu morning show! We call auto shops, Pizza Hut, animegurl numbers, etc!

This week we learn how to have healthy romantic relationships. We also guess who everyone's baby daddy is or isn't.

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