On this episode I try to make small talk with very busy people for as long as possible until they get impatient and hang up. Just vapid comments about the weather and whatnot. It's so simple a concept and yet so much fun.

I was also joined by @icecat, @greenimp, @gretagarbage, @andyanderson and @criefaux trying out the same premise and doing some group calls on the theme.

Thanks to

• myself for the show title!
• everyone who contributed funny small talk suggestions
• @manlyadversay55 for joining as a Patreon
• all Patreons!

I’ll be updating this info shortly.

Fun clip

On this short episode I call places to book romantic getaways and performance pills for my seeing eye dog Oreo and his lady friend. Lot of fun, I even unintentionally heard someone ask another employee "what kind of pills give a dog a boner?"

No episode this Monday June 2nd!

Thanks to

• @YourMum for the show title!
• Everyone who tuned in for a daytime show!
• all Patreons

Milk box show will be very late tomorrow due to some family obligations. That was probably very awkward for members of the Manson family to use as an excuse when declining social invites.

Probably won’t be going live until tomorrow 10pm. If I’m not back in time, I will aim to go live on Tuesday

On this mostly* fun show I ran with @yourmum 's fantastic idea to to call up businesses from the Take a Wish Foundation (https://takeawish.org) and tell them that a kid's dying wish is to do mundane tasks that someone would never want to do. For example, we called up Love's truck stops and told them a kid's dying wish was to clean out their shower drains with his bare hands. Most were surprisingly accommodating! The dry cleaners were less accommodating of a dying child's final wish to let him press some shirts.

This show featured:

• Frank Katz Sr getting lost in hotel stairwells
• Sending children over to strangers businesses in an uber for Take Your Daughter to Work Day
• Take a Wish calls
• Asking for permission to swim in the fuel well of a gas station

*The only unfun part was when Frank Katz Sr joined as a guest and ruined the beginning of the show with his dementia. You can skip that entire section (for real).

Thanks to:

• @yourmum for the show direction inspiration. I love it!
• @awwctopus for the show title suggestion
• everyone in chat for the hilarious suggestions this show. See the kudos tab for the full list.
• All the Patreons who make the show flow!

Milkbox original songs:

1) Just Tell Her You're Her Grandson
https://suno.com/song/b2a78cda-53f7-4daf-8c8f-33709f218453

[Chorus]
It's a simple scam, son.
Make a hundred grand, son.
Just tell her you're her grandson.
Accept her dying grant, son.

Outro Song:

Granting Boring Wishes to Dying Kids
https://suno.com/song/6cbcb0b6-6276-4de4-9017-018cf29b8b14

On this very fun episode, I start off making strangers write down my new phone number, you know, so they don't call me on my old one. But then I realize, why stop at numbers? Let me see how much absolute nonsense I can get a stranger to write before they start questioning why they are doing this. Spoiler: It's a lot. Strangers are willing to write a lot of nonsense.

Outro Song: Write This Down
https://suno.com/s/KIyqaoiuuNoHJPNA

Note: Episode 193 is going to be published after this one, as I need to review it first and was lazy this week. Sorry for the confusion.

Thanks to:

• Everyone in chat for giving me random nonsense to have strangers write down.
• Myself for the show title!
• all my Patreons. The Hilton also thanks my Patreons, individually, by name tonight.

Apologies for the late posting of this! This show was a ton of fun and featured the debut of the Prankcast: The Musical commercial, (coming to theaters somewhere, in an indeterminate amount of time!).

This show featured:

• More Employees Only calls
• Collecting Hotel Bug Bounties
• The Hotel was not sanitizing it's bathrooms or SQL Queries.
• Trying to access the hotel mainframe, and it's secondframe.
• Conducting free lice and bedbug checks in front of the hotel, for the homeless.

Milkbox original songs:

1) Just Two Straight Guys in a Tub:
https://suno.com/s/KgkhkMPY4Ay0uQjl

2) I'm Not a Pervert, But…

• https://suno.com/s/PkAgTI6SMLqNXhYL
• https://suno.com/s/L7XeiLjlKGS3GpuV

Outro Song:

Trade Ass-Pennies with Hobos
https://suno.com/s/Tj1MvGGBI9Ra08vz

Thanks to:

• @Criefaux for the show title inspiration.
• Upright Citizen's Brigade for the Ass-Pennies-spiration.
• @iregretjumping and @icecat for joining for calls as Railcar randy and the Soupcan Slut. Hilarious!
• @despicabledogs, @andyanderson, @gretagarbage, @icecat, @jiad, @phonelosers, @devonanustart, @iregretjumping for helping make Prankcast: The Musical!
• All the Patreons who make the show flow!

Note: This episode is split into 2 parts because my internet died in the middle of the show. On this episode I:

• Call the front desk to introduce myself as the Guest Union Representative, elected by the other guests to act as an ambassador on their behalf.

• Ask hotels if I can store a liver I'm delivering to a hospital transplant in their ice machine while I go and buy more ice. Thanks @iregretjumping for the idea and for joining for some calls while we ran this premise across a few hotels! Thanks as well to @icecat, @devonanustart and @airheadlive for joining for calls / hanging out as well.

• We ended the show testing out a concept by @jesuspenus where I add a background laugh track to everything the other party says. That was fun - I'll almost certainly be doing that on another show soon!

Thanks to:

• @wormbeard for joining as a Patreon
• All our existing Patreons
• Everyone who submitted hilarious ideas and phone numbers in chat. I didn't get to all numbers, so I'll credit you individually next week!
• All the guests who elected me as their 4th Floor Guest Union Representative.

Note: This episode is split into 2 parts because my internet died in the middle of the show.

On this episode I:

• Call the front desk to introduce myself as the Guest Union Representative, elected by the other guests to act as an ambassador on their behalf.

• Ask hotels if I can store a liver I'm delivering to a hospital transplant in their ice machine while I go and buy more ice. Thanks @iregretjumping for the idea and for joining for some calls while we ran this premise across a few hotels! Thanks as well to @icecat, @devonanustart and @airheadlive for joining for calls / hanging out as well.

• We ended the show testing out a concept by @jesuspenus where I add a background laugh track to everything the other party says. That was fun - I'll almost certainly be doing that on another show soon!

Thanks to:

• @wormbeard for joining as a Patreon
• All our existing Patreons
• Everyone who submitted hilarious ideas and phone numbers in chat. I didn't get to all numbers, so I'll credit you individually next week!
• All the guests who elected me as their 4th Floor Guest Union Representative.

On this episode:

• I call hotels and complain that having Employees Only signs on rooms is guestist and discriminatory.
• I also found some car keys (and other items) in hotel Lost and Founds, that I was allowed to enter since I'm technically an employee at another business. I proceeded to crash the cars, of course.
• And a bunch of other fun related premises involving the words Employees Only.

Thanks to:

• @ronmexico and @quaffee for joining as Patreons
• All existing Patreons for supporting the show!
• Everyone in chat who submitted hilarious ideas. I'll try to update this with shoutouts later, but until then you can see them in the Kudos list below.

Tonight’s show is moved to Tuesday again. My plumber is going to be unclogging my pipes at the usual time slot, if you know what I mean. Nothing sexual.