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This week we help educate callers on how to protect themselves and others from various scams. Wilford Brimley is also a fucking liar!

I tweaked the show formula.

1) - Calls are now spread throughout the entire show.
2) - I added more calls that should also be of better quality.
3) - There is much less music and more comedy and inspiration.
4) - Most shows will have a theme or topic to center around.

Join me this Sunday evening as we learn to fight against scams. I even threw in some scam calls for you guys!

Let's help the people with their problems today by giving them all free hoecakes.

we listen to peoples problems and give them helpful guidance. we also dont deal with karens bullshit.

we listen to peoples problems and give them helpful guidance. we also dont deal with karens bullshit.

We continue to do our part in helping out the patrons calling in to the help machine and we even get to briefly tour an actual meth house.

This week we continue to help the people calling into the help machine. we also get to learn how a real grocery store works.

Dealing with disrespectful neighbors can be really tough. That’s why we’re introducing K-Mart solutions for all your horseshoe needs.