Ron used his lunch break for urgent calls to return sexually faulty fireworks. He then resumed work to deliver fireworks bouquets to local barbers.

Totally just roughing ideas…. Feedback welcome.

Ron's Neighborhood took a surprising turn this week! He set out to find some nice records at some Antique Malls for his grandma's nursing home, only to accidentally bring home a batch of seriously naughty, unreleased tunes. Now, getting an exchange or return is proving to be tricky, especially with that big, mean manager standing in his way.

Ron accidently buys big boy condoms.

Goto Trojan.com/magnum/ today and input promo code "baggy" to get 50% off your big boy condoms.

Super Ron's Hot Dog Emporium is really grilling up some fresh ideas with a creative new advertising campaign designed to ketchup with more customers. However, it seems some rude grocery store employees aren't quite relishing Super Ron's frank approach, finding his "genius" a bit too bologna for their taste.

Inspired by hot dog calls from @BassBot from the other day.