Prank call shows, with friends

If you are reading this I tricked you and I am sort of sorry. Got em! But I do have a wedding I will be attending so my show will be on either Saturday or Sunday night. This week has been cray cray. Do the kids still say that? Since your reading anyway, I am going to write a bunch of stuff, because no one really uses this as a posting place. WHY THE FUCK NOT?

I don't know about y'all, but this week has been fucking crazy for me. I had a strange schedule for work that threw me off a bit this week. I spent one entire night cleaning and doing chores. Then the next day I find I am being visited by a group of ants! Yay! They arent little small ones either. These muggs are big and juicy. They freak me out! I don't like bugs.

I got new stickers in but they came out really dark looking. Like, almost not good. The sticker looks cool in good lighting and up close, but from far away all you can make out is IceCat's orange eyes. I am gonna re-order with another logo. So that means, 2 new sticker designs!

Speaking of show stuff. I am currently going through every episode of my show and creating prank only episodes. I'm not sure how I am going to release those yet and there is a LOT to do, but a good chunk of them are done. When I eding my show I have 3 versions. The full live version, the pranks only version, and then I have every individual call as an mp3 file as well. Overkill? Maybe. But I like it. It does take some time to edit, but if you get good process down and are diligent about it, it's actually pretty easy. I should do a video on it someday.

Today I went over a speed bump way to fast and it was rough on my car. We had a mall in our town decades ago, and not it's just a weird fucked up mess of a strip mall. Part of the mall was turned into a community college campus, and the other half is a bunch of individual stores. For some reason they build a strip mall across the parking lot. The speed bumps are not painted at all. I think I have done that a least 5 times now in that parking lot. If I am being honest, almost all mall parking lots are laid out stupid as shit. I don't have any better ideas on how they should be re-designed, but they are all shitty and weird.

Ok that's all. See you this weekend!

<3 IceCat

Current favorite song:
Toad And The Wet Sprocket - Fall Down

Last watched movie:
Mr. Vampire

Here's a brand new show! The first half of this one is brand new calls that I made earlier tonight. Then the second half is a couple of old calls from 2020 that I found recently and thought were amusing. The opening song is by improvmike on Fiverr. The ending song is by Henrik. Enjoy!

Make up show later this week

This episode explains why we are all such assholes to each other.
Especially christian bale!

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This was a fun show! I got a few great call backs! end of the show is the best part!

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On this episode, 1/3 of the way to 1,000, I try the following premises:

• Making reservations at restaurants for 40 people, but don't worry we'll bring our own food to make it easier for them to accommodate us.
• Also, we're all blind.
• Seeing if restaurants will accommodate my iron lung bubble.
• Asking why someone else's clothes and suitcase are in my hotel room, and why my room key isn't working to the point where i had to jimmy open the door.

Thanks to

• @bjmoulton and @kali and @iregrethumping for the premise ideas
• @parkman for the youtube suggestion
• @myself for the show title
• all Patreons

This week we are changing our light bulbs, both in the studio and in our minds! We learn what the fuck an insight is and why the fuck there so fucking important.

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Hey folks! I have been on a small break from my computer lately! Will do a show sometime this week, or next, who knows!?
Y’all should check out that WDUM show! Those guys are great!!
Either way, I love ya, and huff gas, eat ass! Listen to 101.1 THE BUTT!

Fixed copy no audio issues anymore.