Prank call shows, with friends

On this episode, I lazily didn't come prepared with a premise, so I made that the premise and called various businesses to tell them I just want them to hurry up and pick what i should get for me. That was especially fun when I called tattoo parlors, home depots, trader joes, and hotels to get them to just pick for me.

Also there's a secret call after the credits, but I shouldn't have told you that.

Thanks to

• Myself for the show title
• all the fun chatters who yelled out hilarious ideas and dad-jokes in chat
• all Patreons

Some real firecrackers in this episode

Feat. Icecat and RBCP

Horace was too depressed to host this weeks show but luckily Jason volunteered to man the help machine!

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Cletus calls the place he got his dog from and complains that he can see it's pecker. He also calls some bookstores to complain about them selling naked Kermit the frog dolls. as well as looking for some wife insurance and complaining about gluten in his pancake mix making his wife have a pancake meltdown

This is for @BJMoulton

On this episode I invest in everything! and try to get a refund on the spray paint i shoplifted from home depot courtesy @itstiff.

Thanks to

• ben and sissi for joining as patreons
• @andyanderson for the show title
• all Patreons

Remove your headphones and lets freak out! This week were drinking 4 pots of coffee while we learn to fix our anxiety with the soothing sounds of car alarms and fox news alerts.

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